Thirty-Three Funny Memes That Are Worth A Quick Glance

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Dec 13, 2019 11:08 PM EST

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  • 01
    Vehicle - Uh oh K00 110 Contact Dealer 1D My car wants me to buy drugs
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  • 02
    Text - zanimez me: time for sleepy :) my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA's GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
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    Text - Mara @Maraa_09 Me: not today, satan Satan: you've been cancelling our plans for weeks now. If it's something I said, please just tell me
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    Friendship - This could be us but we don't fit in the tub together because we like tacos
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    Text - 8 hrs idk who needs to hear this right now but rocks don't have magic powers O+O You, 19 Comments · 7 Shares and 36 others Haha Comment Share Have you ever tried crack
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    Text - Roses are red, My life is neato SEND NODES HAIL SATAN DESPACITO YOUR
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  • 07
    Text - YOU JUST WON THE GAME!!!! By reading this you have automatically won The Game. The fact that you thought about The Garme when reading this does not matterl You can think about it all you want, You still won. The game has ended for youl! Congratulations!! the-toastboy: gaaraofsuburbia: damn: ohyouphancy: brophanfan: THANK YOU. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS What am I going to do now? You can die happily #the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT
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  • 08
    Aqua - The Kiss of Poseidon bisa Crika
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  • 09
    Photography - Me keeping an eye out for Amazon drones to get some free loot
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  • 10
    Text - Pitch @pitchjokes new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery
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  • 11
    Cat - "Am la joke to you, Karen?"
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  • 12
    Text - Getting "friendzoned" by a hoe is like having your acceptance denied at a community college.
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  • 13
    Cartoon - Listen to Your heart ♡ DO COCAINE AND F STRANGERS
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  • 14
    Text - sarah schauer @SJSchauer Me, talking to my cat: idk I just feel really sad lately My cat: hey buddy, you know what would cheer you up? Me: please don't show me your butthole My cat, already turned around: this is MY butthole 4:09 PM 2/1/19 . Twitter Web Client 5,701 Retweets 31.5K Likes
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    Comics - OMG IT'S HIMI MY SWEET CAT JESUS, ITS FINALLY HIM! IM SO HAPPY I COULD DIE I CANT WAIT FOR MY MASTER TO COME BACK HOME, I MISS HIM SO MUCH A FEW MORE SECONDS AND ILL BE REUNITED WITH MY MASTER! HI FLUFFY, MISSED ME? GO F**K YOURSELF FIA CUP OF 1OKE
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    Cat - REF NO ICE FILTERID Coke OLANGE Coca-Cola Spritc No ice! Noice VITH HADE SHING WATER
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  • 17
    Text - holly @hollyycat my mom was trying to say big dick energy but she couldn't remember it and she goes "is that fat dick spirit" 11:11 PM 12/22/18 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 18
    Plush - HISTORY CHANNEL HISTORICAL ACCURACY ALIENS HISTORICAL ACCURACY
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  • 19
    Text - God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Bruh we in an airplane toilet
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  • 20
    Cartoon - Ernie thought killing and skinning Kermit would have fulfilled something within him, but even after wearing the still-bloody pelt as a suit, he just didn't feel the same rush he used to from depravity. Not even the sight of Bert in drag seemed to cheer him up.
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  • 21
    Text - oh I'll suck ur dick better than she ever will ME Firstly: doubt it. Secondly: soft pass Only a soft pass, cause you can't get me hard
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  • 22
    Text - Bananas On Opanas The ndsponsor @TheGodsponsor Interviewer: Can you explain this 5 year gap in your employment history please. Me: I've had a hard time *does hand quotations* "fen-ten-all" my priorities into my life. Interviewer: Did you just make a drug joke? Me: yeah, but I won't do that from "hair-on" out. 4:54 PM · 10 Oct 19 · Twitter for Android
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  • 23
    Text - Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens
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  • 24
    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Daughter: how do I solve for x? Me: you don't have to solve for x cause x gon give it to ya! Daughter: see what I mean? Teacher: I completely understand why you're failing now.
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  • 25
    Cat supply - DON'T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOU ENJOY WASTING YOUR MONEY.
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  • 26
    Text - (CAT STARTS SNORING) AWW. (DOG STARTS SNORING) AWWWW. (SPOUSE STARTS SNORING) I WOULD MURDER YOU TWICE RIGHT NOW IF I COMEDY 103-1- COULD. FM DENVER. co
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  • 27
    Text - WED THUR FRI 20 22 Hang out Satan Meet at the fiery pits Burn some not not today Lioday Satan Satan
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  • 28
    Text - history-and-stuff-and-things K OLER indielovingwerido You can pick any point in history involving rebellion and the ok boomer meme will make perfect sense
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  • 29
    Text - David Wohl @DavidWohl - 12h Takeaway from #LondonBridge incident: If law-abiding Londoners could carry firearms legally, it probably wouldn't have happened. Amazing how bold the terrorists are when they know their victims will be unarmed. 27 2.1K 15.4K 7.3K Aozora @richdunleave Replying to @DavidWohl Unarmed Londoners brought this guy down until specialist armed police could deal with him. We don't need advice from quivering cowardly Americans scared go to the supermarket unless they're a
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  • 30
    Text - idk what's so sad about the mars rover dying, I'm gonna die cold and alone too 9:28 AM 15 Feb 19 ili View Tweet activity 27 Retweets 106 Likes 1d Replying to Difference is the mars rover contributed to society
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  • 31
    Text - Show me the smallest thing in universe Grains of sand Atoms I said the smallest thing Hit box of 'x' on mobile game ads Perfection
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  • 32
    Text - When the Doctor says you have 1 year left to live. So you kill him and the Judge gives you 40 Years The Physical Return of Christ 414 views 27 1 2
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    Seal - Me, who lied about watching the show to make them happy My friend giving detailed analysis of their favorite show
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